Its the dawn of a new era. First there was BC (Before Christ), then there was AD (Anno Domini- Latin for "In the year of our Lord"), and now there is AA.
Lost? Read on ...
AA marks the birth of a new epoch, a time that started with the coming together of two angels. One, whose beauty is unmatched in the entire world, and the other, whose charm is unchallenged.
Totally lost? Read on ...
Im talking on none other than Abhishek Bacchan and Aishwarya Rai. It wouldn't be wrong to call them the first couple of India, what with Mr Kalam being a (proud) bachelor and no one being interested in Mr Man Mohan Singh.
Rarely has the "coming-together" of two people caused more furore than till now. You would have thought they were the only humans left, capable of procreating, and hence the weight of propagating the human race rested on their shoulders (or a little down south .. for all those starting to think of shoulder pads as contraceptives). Its amazing ... actually, its positively mind-frigin-blowing how much was, and is being written about the conjunction (this post is another case in point ... dammit!!)
My mom was the first to tell me, but then I can hardly blame her. She does give me the daily fill of whats happening in India ever since I moved to Atlanta. It was more of a general knowledge thing, so that her smart little boy din't lose face while talking to his ab-crazy (Abhishek Crazy duh!!) and ass-obsessed (Aishwarya-Obsessed double duh!!!) friends.
Then I saw it on every website from rediff to indiatimes, from howtokillyourmotherinlaw.com to scrapingcockroachremainsfromthefloor.net. It was in the news, and the newspaper. The indian cab driver in atlanta, who dint quite know the speed limit on the freeway, knew all the juicy (read boring) details. News rooms were flooded with blood written notes from male fans and hospitals flooded with slit-wrist female fans.
And then some inspired, enterprising, resourceful and absolutely i-dont-have-any-work idiot coined the name, that we know them as .... "ABHIWARYA"!!! I mean ...wtf...isn't it ... (dammit, breathe man, breathe)
But then again, this could be fun ........... evil-glint-in-the-eyes kinda fun. Think of what other names we could come up with!!!
Disclaimer: For the sake of this exercise, and for fun (refer above), the author reserves the right to name such people as couples, whom might never even have met. This is being done with the utmost humility and the pun is totally intended
Aamir Khan & Gracy Singh: Gra-mir
Shahid Khan & Kareena Kapoor: Sha-reena
Salman Khan & Katrina Kaif: Kat-man
Ajay Devgan & Kajol: Ajol
Akshay Kumar and Karishma Kapoor: Ka-kshay
Dharmendra & Hema Malini : Dhema
Raakhee & Gulzar : Gul-khee
... feel free to add more
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Hiya lazy, how u been doin buddy? Nice to see ya here, even if it is after a long time :-)
*roflol*
I'd written something about media in our times long back on the same lines(Aishwarya's ankle sprain,Vivek's fracture,the total number of Laloo's kids...making headlines/top-stories).
But you've inspired me though.So here's my bit...
Amitabh+Jaya=Amiya(lol)
Sharukh+Gauri=Gaurukh(doublelol)
Hritik+Suzanne=Sutik(rofnow)
Rishi+Neetu=Neeshi(hehehehe)
S m i le
People surely go overboard over celebs. Am sure AA are as sick of all this as we are :).
BTW am sure LL jumped here thru my comments section! :p
and what are u doing in Atlanata? I thot u were back here for good with that going home post!
But I think I remember jun mentioning march in ur scrapbook.
Hey Sakhi, "long time" would not adequately depict how long we've been out of touch :-) how are you?
TF, thx for re-uniting old friends, we are eternally grateful ;-)
Yep, im bak in March... and we are meeting this time, aren't we?
oh yes, provided you arent in a night job again!
I've been great.Married fr more thn a yr now.In Delhi.Hv been outta work since the wedding tho.Home makin is a very serious job in itself dude.
Lets try n catch up on ole times soon tho.
Mail me or sumthin wuddya?(bajpairupali@rediffmail.com)
S m i l e
TF, im not gonna be working at all (hopefully ...touchwood)
this is gonna be a REAL vacation
yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Sakhi... married!!!!!
wow, congrats
what BC AD? i only know BC and MC...and other assorted kind words i distribute to fellow drivers in hyd.
Austro, sahi bole bhai, Hyd traffic mein MC/BC to must hona ;-)
Thanks for the wishes Adi.
But where be thou?...S m i l e
hey, wonder if u remember me?
Sakhi, im baed out of atlanta, but am in Delhi for a coulpe of weeks
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